Free Form Jazz in the Navy

My cablebox is shit so I’m not up at all with TW and it’s possible one of the worst experiences of my life

creamedmyants:

iM FU CKNIG CRYING IM STUCK AT A FAMILY GET TOGETHER RIGHT NOW & MY ASSHOLE LITTLE COUSIN GOT AHOLD OF A SQUEEZABLE MAYONNAISE BOTTLE & SQUIRTED IT ALL OVER HIS SISTER & SHE RAN OUT OF THE KITCHEN CRYING & SCREAMING “HE SQUIRTED ON ME” & I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE HEARD SO MANY HORRIFIED GASPS IN ONE ROOM OM FG HELP mE PLEASE

spaggel:

I just saw the clip that all the fisting jokes are coming from.

ITS LEGITIMATELY TERRIFYING.

DEREK’S FIST COULD PUNCH STILES BUTTHOLE INSIDE OUT

castielost:

my favourite activity is telling people that Zachary Quinto is gay and watching the disbelief that crosses their face

starllex:

spacegiants:

chicken nuggets arent even that great

what did you just say

iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

hollandinspired:

awsterek:

Stiles wasn’t in love with Lydia, he was in love with the idea of Lydia. 

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