My cablebox is shit so I’m not up at all with TW and it’s possible one of the worst experiences of my life
iM FU CKNIG CRYING IM STUCK AT A FAMILY GET TOGETHER RIGHT NOW & MY ASSHOLE LITTLE COUSIN GOT AHOLD OF A SQUEEZABLE MAYONNAISE BOTTLE & SQUIRTED IT ALL OVER HIS SISTER & SHE RAN OUT OF THE KITCHEN CRYING & SCREAMING “HE SQUIRTED ON ME” & I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE HEARD SO MANY HORRIFIED GASPS IN ONE ROOM OM FG HELP mE PLEASE
I just saw the clip that all the fisting jokes are coming from.
ITS LEGITIMATELY TERRIFYING.
DEREK’S FIST COULD PUNCH STILES BUTTHOLE INSIDE OUT
my favourite activity is telling people that Zachary Quinto is gay and watching the disbelief that crosses their face